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Now I know why some of my LiveJournal friends take photos of themselves at the doctor's office with tubes up their nose. I think it's because they hook you up to these machines, and then leave the room, leaving you alone with your cell phone and nothing else to do. As a youth, I would take that "alone time" to plunder the office for medical supplies that I would use for kinky fun back in my college dorm room later.

I'm having a few medical issues, but hopefully nothing to worry about. This was an EKG test for an enlarged heart, which is ok. I need to exercise more and lose weight - at 235 pounds, I'm the heaviest I've ever been in my life. I'm more worried about my upcoming colonoscopy. I've never had one of those before. I'm worried I will like it too much!

Date: 2011-03-04 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
1. I like the picture. Seeing your furry self is always a treat. It would be good if you posted more pictures of your furry self.

2. I love the Bobs Mopping. Almost as much as I love the Bobs My Shoes.

3. Good luck with all your tests.

Date: 2011-03-04 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thank you for the compliment! What happened to the Bobs later CDs? Did they change? Did I?

Date: 2011-03-05 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Gunnar left.

yeah, nice piccies!

Date: 2011-03-04 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm more worried about my upcoming colonoscopy. I've never had one of those before. I'm worried I will like it too much!

I had one done last year. It's not as bas as some people make it out to be. The worst part was the prep, and not even for the several hours of ass-pissing, but the horrible-tasting high-power laxative I had to take before hand. I had to drink large quantities of this salty, soapy, gag-inducing, chemical-tasting potion, which left my body in an amazingly short period of time. I've been told more than once that it takes at least a few hours for anything to go through you given how long the GI system is, but this gave me definite proof that something can go in one end and out the other in less than 45 minutes.

They drugged me for the actual procedure. I was conscious but I don't remember much of it.

Date: 2011-03-05 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks to my mom having had colon cancer ( she's fine now) I've been getting a colonoscopy regularly since 35. ugh. That MoviPrep is bad but better than it used to be years ago.

The upside? You lose weight. Win! The downside? Try as I did there was/is no way to eroticize any of it. Oh well. And after the procedure it was definitely not erotic either. Farting while partly drugged is funny (especially the doc's encouragement to do so) but not hot.

Date: 2011-03-05 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
After my mother's surgery for ovarian cancer, her lower GI collapsed, and they were worried, until she started farting....

Whatever the meds they gave her were, loopiness was a side effect, and she'd call me in the middle of the night (3 time zones away), and tell me, "Never call it farting again! It is A PRAYER!!!"!

Date: 2011-03-04 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*hugs*. Keep us posted -- I hope everything's fine!

Date: 2011-03-04 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Haven't you been practicing for your colonoscopy for the past few years now LOL

Date: 2011-03-04 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Glad the heart is okay and hope everything turns out to be no big deal otherwise. And you have my envy for being your heaviest at 235.

Date: 2011-03-04 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Glad your heart is ok. The only worry about my Sigmoidoscopy was if the technician or Doctor would be cute or not. Ended up that the technician was not cute. Happened to be a woman. Damn! Maybe better luck next time :P
That's a sexy pic by the way.
Edited Date: 2011-03-04 09:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-03-04 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I always knew you had a good heart; now, we have proof!

I like the photo.

Wishing you success at losing weight - and with the colonoscopy.

Date: 2011-03-04 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
i caan give you the name of a GREAT GI Dr. He uses reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy good drugs to put you out for an exam.

i always wake up with the giggles.

Date: 2011-03-04 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
mmmmm... furry, woofy, medical. All there!!! :-) Any issues when they pulled the EKG leads off?

Try to get pictures of the ass roto-rootering if you can! :-)

Date: 2011-03-04 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
look like they used the easy to remove stickers. I had several ECG over a few weeks and ended up looking like I had some hair loss disease with all the bare patches. One time she ripped so hard there was prickles of blood.
Best luck for the colonoscopy. and hope the heart thing isnt too serious there.

Date: 2011-03-05 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I wish more doctors would include electro play in their list of services, a lot more bottoms would have medical fantasies. Even if you DO enjoy the colonoscopy, you'll be out cold and won't remember it. Ditto the above comments about the prep. Yuck.

Date: 2011-03-05 01:43 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-03-05 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I will keep my paws crossed for you that all goes well.

~ Pug

Date: 2011-03-05 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
the MoviPrep you take the day before the colonoscopy is horrible (i was given the banana smoothie flavor, which was even worse because i hate artificial banana). sadly, i didn't enjoy my colonoscopy because i was drugged up and passed out. the last thing i remember was looking on the vital signs monitor before the procedure began and playing with the breathing rate graph by varying my breath. next thing i new, i was coming to back in my cubical at the hospital with Ed by my side. phooey.
i didn't even get a DVD of my buttcam adventures to take home!

Date: 2011-03-05 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Good luck with the colonoscopy.
When I had mine they had me mix miralax with gatorade - to red or purple colors! - and it tasted fine.
Then you go shit your brains out ...

Date: 2011-03-13 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
My colonoscopy wasn't too bad. The prep was the most annoying part.

And just remember... that AFTER the thing, go easy on the food. Don't do what I did and go get a greasy hamburger. You will live in the bathroom for the next few hours. :P
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