And Your Little Red Kettle Too

Hi, just a reminder that the Salvation Army is a bunch of anti-gay bigots, and you should shove their fucking ringing bells up their assholes.

Here's why:
http://irregulartimes.com/index.php/archives/2006/12/19/three-dollar-protest/

Feel free to print out the fake dollar bill below and stuff that in their donation box instead. Fuck the Salvation Army. And have a happy holiday season.

New Hat

I'll be in Washington D.C. and Pennsylvania from December 2 until December 15. If you want to meet at a bar or someplace, please let me know. I'll be on a long boring business trip, and I'll be in the mood to meet some gay people.