Green Elf Needs Porn Badly!

Dammit! Now it looks like I'll have to buy a copy of the upcoming videogame Lead & Gold: Gangs of the Wild West. Check out the character you can play below!



I've had a crush on hairy men in videogames ever since Miner 2049er. Then, I played endless terrible wrestling games on the Sony Playstation just so I could unlock all the "old school" characters. Now, it looks like I'll have to buy a Wii (and connect it to the internet) just to play Japanese import videogame Muscle March.

There is even a blog devoted to the hypermasculine hairy bears that inhabit the virtual worlds we game in. Check out Bears In Games. For the horde!

Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho

Three months after I moved to Virginia, I finally got around to getting my new driver's license. I still don't have new license plates for my car... it's been an eight month battle with the Colorado, California, and Virginia DMV.



The picture on the right of the license is actually a hologram picture of my head. I feel like Jambi on the Pee Wee Herman Show. But I think I look more like a lumberjack. With that scary visage, I should have no problem passing for 21. Or 121.