World of Bore-craft

Whenever I see the headline "Bloody clashes in Iran for Ashura", I keep thinking, "Well, just level up and head to Winterspring. It's nearby, there's less PvP, and better quest chains."

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, the chart below will make even less sense to you. It's a list of my favorite places to go in World of Warcraft (pre-Burning Crusade).

My Rank	Name	Atmosphere	Quests	Time Spent	Total
1	Elwynn Forest	7	9	10	26
2	Dun Morogh	9	9	7	25
3	Un'Goro Crater	10	6	8	24
4	Stranglethorn Vale	6	8	9	23
5	Badlands	6	8	9	23
6	Felwood	8	7	8	23
7	Duskwood	8	6	9	23
8	Tanaris	6	8	8	22
9	Redridge Mountains	6	8	8	22
10	Winterspring	9	7	6	22
11	Westfall	6	6	9	21
12	Alterac Mountains	8	6	6	20
13	Loch Modan	8	6	6	20
14	Durotar	3	8	9	20
15	The Barrens	2	9	9	20
16	The Eastern Plaguelands	4	10	6	20
17	Arathi Highlands	6	7	6	19
18	Feralas	7	6	6	19
19	The Hinterlands	7	5	7	19
20	Burning Steppes	5	7	6	18
21	Wetlands	6	5	7	18
22	Blasted Lands	5	7	5	17
23	Mulgore	3	7	7	17
24	The Western Plaguelands	4	7	6	17
25	Swamp of Sorrows	5	4	7	16
26	Moonglade	10	2	4	16
27	Hillsbrad Foothills	7	4	4	15
28	Ashenvale	9	3	3	15
29	Azshara	6	5	3	14
30	Stonetalon Mountains	4	5	4	13
31	Tirisfal Glade	8	2	2	12
32	Darkshore	7	2	2	11
33	Teldrassil	8	1	1	10
34	Silverpine Forest	2	3	4	9
35	Silithus	1	4	2	7
36	Searing Gorge	4	3	1	8
37	Desolace	2	2	2	6
38	Dustwallow Marsh	2	2	1	5

And the results are in...

Last year, I had the smart idea to let my LiveJournal friends decide what my new year's resolutions should be.

So, how did I do?

1. Start painting gay nude bears having leather sex
2. Get a motorcycle license
3. Meditate regularly **************** KIND OF DONE! ****************
4. Keep a journal **************** KIND OF DONE! ****************
5. Ride a horse
6. Go to Iceland
7. See a therapist about ADD **************** DONE! ****************
8. Get ready to be a slave (emotionally, financially, physically, and more) **************** DONE! ****************
9. Go whitewater rafting
10. Go skydiving
11. Throw a party to recruit people to play gay rugby
12. Get a biweekly massage
13. Start a charitable trust
14. Find a Master **************** DONE! ****************
15. Record a song on my computer **************** KIND OF DONE! ****************

6 out of 15. Barely above thirty-three percent, and even that is being generous, considering I only meditated and kept a journal for two months before giving up. I'm hoping I'll do better this year. Master Thor is helping me create a list.