Separated At Birther

 I think there has to be some connection between psycho birther lawyer Orly Taitz (aka "Oily Taints") and lovably crazy pop singer Lady Gaga. And I mean besides heavy makeup and mental illness.





I think I'll start calling Orly "Old Lady Gaga".

I've (Not) Been Everywhere

It's cold, so I'm thinking about travel. The chance to go somewhere warm. My rule is that I can only travel south of where I currently am in winter, and can only go north latitudinally in summer. Of course, I break that rule a lot - I'm going to new York City by bus tomorrow to see Master Thor.

But here are some places I want to go to soon. An asterisk (*) designates that I've been there. But a comment after the state name means there are a few cities I would like to see again. My rule is that I can only take credit for visiting a state if I intentionally traveled there to see something. No "just driving through" or airport layovers!

Hope to see you on the road in 2010!



* = visited = 39
Need to visit again = 26
Not visited = 11 = Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, Kentucky, Mississippi, North Carolina, Tennessee, Vermont, and West Virginia

( Cut for a list of all 50 states )